A Junk Drawer of March Madness

I noticed on the Yahoo! Tournament pick'em game that people picked Duke to win their first round game 99.5% of the time.There's some assclown out there who's throwing his/her bracket away by picking Southern. Moron.

I spent more time with Jim Spanarkel on Thursday than I did with my wife all this month. Friday isn't going to be much better All Gus Johnson, all the time. Sorry, hon.

Another superstiton to add to the list: never, and I mean NEVER circle a team you think is going to win in your poll UNTIL the BUZZER has sounded, or Mike Gminski tells you it's ok.

Anyone still whining about the selection committee? Besides me?

Some more WBC tiebreakers:

If Roger Clemens hints at retirement less than four times in an interview, OH HELL THIS IS MARCH WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT SOME COOKED UP EXHIBITION SERIES IN WHICH A SUPREMELY TALENTED U.S. TEAM COULDNT BEAT ANYONE IN THEIR OWN HEMISPHERE I MEAN THEY LOST TO CANADA! CANADA! I MEAN CANADA!

Enough of that, sorry. Back to March.

I think I have a man crush on Dick Enberg.

I heard the whole suspicious package scare in San Diego was just Jay Bilas' lunch.

I think Adam Morrison was pounding his head with the ball because even he couldn't believe he had Gonzaga going to the Final Four.

Why do I listen to people? Iona? Utah State? San Diego State?

Of course, the games I got right were my genius. The wrong ones I listened to someone else.

Date
Fri 03/17/06, 12:36 pm EST