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I&quot;m not saying I &quot;&quot;want&quot;&quot; her to be a lesbian, but...

My theory was to tell the boyfriends "Whatever you do to her, I&quot;m going to do to you"

But my buddy who has a daughter and is almost exactly my size (but he&quot;s black) once told me the best plan for handling the boyfriends - You sit on "your chair" stroking a shotgun without saying a word to the boy, but just so he knows you mean BUSINESS, you sit in the chair naked!

Girlfriend&quot;s Dad + Gun + Absolute Crazy = Good Boyfriend