Article:Condi Rice Quits State Dept; Will Become Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader

Condi Rice To Become Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader

Mar 6, 2008

 Washington  - In a career move that has caught Republican  party stalwarts by surprise, Condi Rice says she is leaving the State Dept. to become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. "I've always loved pom-poms and short shorts," Rice says.

 Cowboy  owner  Jerry Jones, a close friend of Rice's, said, "Condi looks surprisingly good in spandex."

Meanwhile, Debbie Clemens, a fellow Republican, has reportedly offered Condi advice on enhancing her figure.

"I have a number of ideas," Deb said.

“There are a lot of big men in Texas,” Ms. Rice explained. “And I need to get out of Washington anyway. The Redskins suck.”