Article:Friday Fryer (February 22, 2008)




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 A look at the sports week's biggest losers… A public service by guest host JuTMSY4 on behalf of Christof 


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Welcome to the next guest edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot(s) this week. I liken myself to a better Dan LeBetard…minus the tard.

And yes, you’re witnessing two JuTMSY4 articles in the matter of two days…its like some sort of record or something.

So let’s stop dicking around, and go take a look at our three finalists and of course, the special people who are being dunked into the Fryer...So

THE FINALISTS

'''AND THE LOSER IS. . .'''

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 * bgcolor="#FFFFFF" | Conspiracy Theorists jump on the bus.  As of Arlen Specter (R-PA) and former New England Patriots assistance Matt Walsh weren’t enough, an unknown former player has stepped forward in the Spygate case to end the reign of terror.  Others have also condemned Belicheat, including current Tennessee Titans head coach, Jeff Fisher.  Additionally, a few St. Louis Rams season ticket holders have filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of…well everyone, for the Patriots cheating.

To clear the air on the Patriots, lets review a few Myths about Spygate:

•1)      Everyone is Doing it – Not everyone is doing it and even Jeff Fisher has stated as such.  If everyone were doing it, they would have been caught by like the Patriots…multiple times!

•2)      It Doesn’t Help you – If it didn’t help, then Belicheat wouldn’t have done it.  Fact of the matter is, you don’t do something in the NFL if it’s useless.  If that were true, maybe Bobby Hoying would still have a job

•3)      The Rules aren’t Very Clear – Oh contraire.  To borrow the quote courtesy of John Branch and Greg Bishop of the New York Times: “The rules are very, very clear,” said Tennessee Titans Coach Jeff Fisher, a [competition] committee member. “There is no need to be more specific or clarify any rules whatsoever.”

•4)      It was Only the Jets Game – Also factually inaccurate.  As it turns out, there are serious doubts about the Green Bay Packers games, a preseason game against the New York Giants, and the St. Louis Rams Super Bowl game.  And this are just the ones we know about now, more will follow.

So for those of you who think this is anywhere close to over, think again. Especially when the Patriots won’t be drafting in the first day of the 2008 Draft.

Geez, and I can only do four. That’s ashame, I’ve still got the Sixers and Eagles Left…

And Voila! JuTMSY4’s PED free edition is complete. For Christof and the Friday Fryer... stay cool.

Until next Friday, AMF.