Article:Spurz Comin'

Welcome to your nightmare, El Lay. With me, an All-Star calibre forward with ill game, on the Spurs, we have a Big Four nobody can touch. Guard me? Fine, I'll dump it to TD. And he'll kick it to Le Parkeur. And TP can feed MANU. You feeling me? Lakers are toast now. Crown the Spurs champs right now, bitches. It's a celebration in San Antone. Spurz 4 Life! (Or at least until my contract expires in 2011.)