Green Bay gets one more year before armageddon

by user Thefoulpole



Well, it's official. Brett Favre will put off mowing lawns professionally and will return to the green and gold for one more season.

Possibly the most beloved player of all time by his hometown fans, Favre may be throwing himself to the wolves without a legitimate offensive line. But we admit, we love Brett (did we mention he mows his own lawn) and wish him the best.

We all know that Green Bay is like a well oiled machine and Brett Favre is the oil. Without the oil, the machine stops. The people of Green Bay will have one more year before their personal Jesus leaves and the city becomes nothing more than a glorified Gary, Indiana.

Date
Tue 04/25/06, 8:32 pm EST