Talk:Fun with CBS Sportsline Player Updates Headlines/@comment-101784-20060317114725

Should have figured Dan and Aaron&quot;s friends would act like this! I expected more out of you Dan, your a father now! But seriously, why talk sports when you can tell jokes I told as a 7th grader. But the worst part is that most of them aren&quot;t even phallic. They just have the word Johnson or Wang in them. I mean there is nothing remotely funny about "Wang to stick in rotation" or "Big Unit kicked out Friday" and what with "Pujols Opens with two hits" that one doesn&quot;t even sound funny. Why not "Reyes steals a base" thats just as funny/phallic. Yeah, I&quot;m the Irish scrooge and its St. Pattys day!