Everywhere There's Signs

by user DNL

We scoured the web to find some of the funniest signs fans have displayed. Here are nine of our favorites -- with out captions. Think you can do better? Click the link after each sign to provide your own caption, and to vote on the captions of others!

Sign #1
Our caption: ''I called that number. The guy is trying to sell tickets to the 2089 World Series. Sox Fans know they're a shoo-in every 86 years.'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #2
Our caption: ''Heck, this is the Minnesota Vikings we are talking about. Throw them beer! Toss in an all expense paid cruise, and they'll give you season tickets for life.'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #3
Our caption: ''This picture would be 100x funnier if they misspelled "Nerds." Which they should have.'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #4
Our caption: ''Me likey this honor code. Question? If you're having an orgy, why would you watch porno? I guess at Utah State they get dirty like that.'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #5
Our caption: ''They sure do. In other news, applications for the University of Kentucky are up sixty thousand -- 59,999 men and Ru Paul. I kid. I kid.'' Bonus caption, because we couldn't decide!: Note to self: Go to Kentucky. '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #6
Our caption: And by the looks of his owner, we wouldn't want to. '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #7
Our caption: ''This isn't a joke, its the truth. Sometimes, the truth is funny.'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #8
Our caption: ''If only he were talking about college basketball. He's actually at a Royals game. Spring Training. He loves it. Only month Royals are still tied for first place.'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Sign #9
Our caption: ''It's "where," not "we're" you moron. Stop drinking, ya sissy. Your brain clearly can't handle four. And where'd you get that cardboard? Mug a homeless guy?'' '''Have a better caption? Click here!'''

Date
Thu 03/30/06, 11:33 am EST