Article:Fun With Headlines II

Instead of fooling around with baseball player names, we're going to make it a little wider in sports using soccer. Most of these headlines I found on Google News Reader.

= Nicky Butt =


 * Butt pins faith on Keegan.
 * Butt urges boss to bring in quality.
 * Newcastle agree for 2.5 million pound fee for Butt.
 * Butt wants out.
 * United's Ferguson blames Butt.

= Danny Shittu =


 * Shittu exit talk again.
 * Shittu makes amends to revive Hornets.
 * Shittu to sink former side.
 * Shittu aiming to show what might have been.
 * Shittu heads home.
 * Kalou on song to bring Shittu down.

= Dean Windass =


 * Windass sidelined after operation.
 * Brown salutes Windass class.
 * Windass spoils Dickov's day.

= Paul Dickov =

The names sounds like (Pull Dickoff)


 * Dickov boosts for safety quest.
 * Dickov uses his best but Wolves force a stalemate.
 * Dickov a danger, to own defenders.
 * Dickov effect rubs off on Pool.
 * Larry hails Dickov displaysy.
 * Grayson praises deadly Dickov.

= Bonus! David Seaman =


 * Seaman stops United attack.
 * Seaman won't be denied.
 * Seaman continues his clean sheet run.

Any others you have heard of?