Article:Roger Clemens Mad Libs

Last week, Roger Clemens vociferously denied ever being injected with anything by Brian McAfee.

Then, he semi-recanted, saying that he received shots of B-12 and lyocane.

Now, he's suing McAfee, claiming defamation.

Seems like his story is flexible.

With that in mind, I hereby present the newest game:

ROGER CLEMENS MAD LIBS!

Play along, as Roger writes a letter to his close friend.