Article:Why AGM Traffic Has Been Quieter... Proof, not a Theory.

No, it's not because SSR is pretending not to be lurking. It's not because Cougar took his copy and pasting to the next level. It's not because the Olympics are such a distraction. It's not kids getting ready to go back to school or people being REALLY busy at work...

It's because the bigmouths are having their pieholes stuffed with a heavy dosage of crow.

The Yankees are out of it, the Red Sox are floundering and suddenly relegated to a wild card BATTLE. Meanwhile the Tampa Bay Rays have been decimated by injuries yet still seem to win and win and win...

36 games left. It's not technically over (yet), but it's not going to change... and it certainly has proven to not be a fluke.

I warned you all a year ago and very few believed. Even so much as to say "The DEVIL rays will NEVER compete in the AL East."

I have gone out of my way to NOT write about them as to NOT jinx them (I am superstitious, afterall). But I can contain it no longer! Even I can't mess this up!

September is a few days away. David Price is a few days away from joining the expanded roster. Evan Longlorious is a few days away from returning. Troy Percival is back in a few days. Carlos Pena has begun to heat up. BJ Upton is on a mission. And the Rays face a heavy load of contending teams in their schedule - the kind of teams a pennant winner WANTS to face in September! It's going to be a great month.

The Red Sox are in trouble. And their "fans" clearly know it - as evidenced by their absense and silence.

The Yankees fans are already talking about "next year" - which sounds awfully Cubbish when you think about it. Not a good way to close out the "House that Jeter Crumbled"...

So prepare for a heavy onslaught of the Rays banter to get shoved down the Red Sox and Yankee loving throats...

It's payback, bitches! We had to read all your ridiculous Oral. Turn your heads and start blah-blahing about the Pats and Celtics all you want... your false hope entertains us all!!