Happy Birthday, Bobby Valentine, P.I.

by user Thefoulpole

Well, Bobby, you are a king in our book. You are quite the man of alter-egos.

http://student-www.uchicago.edu/~kerry/oldindex/valentine0609.jpg

You are the only manager that has the guts to come back into the dugout after you were ejected dressed as a sunglassed Keith Hernandez mixed with Maxwell Smart.

Right now you are in hiding in Japan, as the manager of the Pacific League Chiba Lotte Marines. But for all we know, you're doing investigative work for the CIA.

We did some research on you, and found that someone has a very similar last name to you, except that it is Valentino. Perhaps it is you in disquise again. His name is Bobby Valentino, a R&B singer, formerly of MISTA. We respect you as a manager, but even more as your alter-egos.

Date
Sat 05/13/06, 7:36 pm EST