Article:Leap Day Friday Fryer by "Special" Guest Writer Tyrone Briggs

Undoubtedly, your heart just skipped a beat.

“Oh Jesus, what is Tyrone up to now?”

Admit it. That is exactly what you are thinking right now.

But a promise is a promise. And as I stated last week, I would indeed “do the deed” and provide some cheap thrills and toilet humor along with a South Parkian moral of the day for this week’s installment of {drum roll please} the “Friday Fryer”!

THE FINALISTS

'''AND THE LOSER IS. . .'''

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